it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Randomize