I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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