Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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