I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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