It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Randomize
