You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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