Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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