so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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