So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
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New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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