Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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