Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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