ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
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I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
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LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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