Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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