Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize