is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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