her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
