okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Mom said you looked used
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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