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I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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