NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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