pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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