He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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