No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
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Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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