Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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