She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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