Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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