I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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