I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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