Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
only if we run a train.
done.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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