haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
