What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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