I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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