I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
