i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
we're so committed to being not committed
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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