So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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