WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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