This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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