I don't think brook has ever known best
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
