i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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