question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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