Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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