I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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