Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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