Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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