People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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