You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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