i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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