I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Did I show you my penis last night?
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
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god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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