90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Dick very happy bro
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