talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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