Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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