I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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