They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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