i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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