the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
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You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
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looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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