I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
That's when you crack a 10am beer
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
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He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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