Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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