How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
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